I Have Solved The S4 V8 Timing Chain Issue

"PS9" (PS9) 10/17/2015 at 17:07 • Filed to: None

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It’s perfectly alright to buy an S4 V8, timing chain issues at all as long as you follow these steps;

Buy S4 V8 Avant

Have fun

Burnouts at automatch’s house

Timing chain breaks

remove Audi V8

Install LS7 and matching six speed

Keep driving

What chain?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PS9 10/17/2015 at 17:12

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PUSHROD MASTER RACE

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PS9 10/17/2015 at 17:13

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Viper v10 wouldn't fit probably. LS is best bet.

Viggen > PS9 10/17/2015 at 17:18

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That’s too proudy for an S4 Avant.

MultiplaOrgasms > PS9 10/17/2015 at 17:20

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GTFO with your 1930s technology.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PS9 10/17/2015 at 17:21

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Hope it’s not an early LS7, because if it is, congrats! You dropped timing chain issues for “oiling”(valve train destroying itself) issues!

Urambo Tauro > PS9 10/17/2015 at 17:38

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What chain?

This chain.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/17/2015 at 17:39

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It will fit in a Saab that is normally transversly mounted, I think it will fit in this. Remember, this also has the LS’s claim to fame about being a pushrod engine, so it’s relatively small.

shop-teacher > PS9 10/17/2015 at 17:42

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Problem solved!

PS9 > MultiplaOrgasms 10/17/2015 at 17:46

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Gladly!

PS9 > shop-teacher 10/17/2015 at 17:47

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This solution has been brought to you by ‘Murica.

Making European cars better since 1962!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/17/2015 at 17:53

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But would it still be awd?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > PS9 10/17/2015 at 17:59

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9. Make swap kit

10. Profit on Audi forums

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/17/2015 at 18:08

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If you installed the LS7’s matching 6-speed, it would not be either.

jkm7680 > MultiplaOrgasms 10/17/2015 at 18:24

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^

shop-teacher > PS9 10/17/2015 at 18:37

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Hell yeah!

jdrgoat - Ponticrack? > MultiplaOrgasms 10/17/2015 at 20:15

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Overhead cam engines were invented before pushrods. So... technically, the Audi is the one with the 1930s technology.

MultiplaOrgasms > jdrgoat - Ponticrack? 10/17/2015 at 20:22

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NO IT ISN’T. DOHC IS 1913 TECHNOLOGY YOU IDIOT*.

*JK

jdrgoat - Ponticrack? > MultiplaOrgasms 10/17/2015 at 20:30

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I like how this played out.

Also, I like pushrods.

dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > PS9 10/17/2015 at 23:40

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I like this answer.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > PS9 10/18/2015 at 01:04

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You, I like you! Keep up the good work!